You just better make sure it's not the Queens Together Motor Cycle club that's upstairs. Could be problems.

I would like the all-you-can-eat Paganini and Vivaldi buffet, please, in FLAC.

@Acemonster: Actually: 12 one-hundred-year-old submarines would have made more sense.

Ranx is confused.

@GitEm$teveDave: I'm leaning towards a hacker at Myrtle Beach, toes in the sand, sending viruses via 3G on his laptop, then a game of beach volleyball.

@RainyDayInterns: That was too deep for reading before coffee...

@hambonegravy: But we can always wonder what was in the suitcase in Pulp Fiction.

@antonchigurh: They better hope they bought the 3G one

What, no love for the (gag) Droid R2-D2? [www.slashgear.com]

@m0m0: Word processing and printing options are there. Nope, no Firefox, but there is Opera. — Personally, I'm sick of Safari and Firefox and started using Chrome on my Mac Mini.

@Nitemancometh: I just wanted to thank you for the Tiny Toons reference. I'll be thinking that all day.. water go down the hooooole...

Guess this will keep Star Wars relevant until Lucas can get the whole story "reimagined" in a couple years and beat that dead horse into dust.

I have no room in my life for critters that do not have sphincters. Nasty birds, no wonder they're Angry.

@Tyrunn: I aspected as much.

@ignisfatuus: hearted

@MooCow: Personally, I'd like to see memory upgrades and IOS upgrades more than anything else. A camera on a tablet? Meh. USB support? That'd be nice.

I loved the Guyver movies! My son and I watched them over and over. Great popcorn movies.

Yeah, I'll wait 6 months and see what the iPad2 is unveiling. Totally diggin' the iPad right now. It's everything that I need it to be.

@tomservo77: You use Calgon?

That is a gorgeous sink. Of course, if under the influence of hallucinogens, I think it would eat your soul.