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From the same guy who said this: "By 2009, computers will disappear. Displays will be written directly onto our retinas by devices in our eyeglasses and contact lenses."

Sounds so dirty,.... a full halo coronal mass ejection

Play Some FarmVille, Then Book a Delta Flight on Facebook to get Crop Dusted.

@FriarNurgle: I hope that is the comment that got you your star back!

I can't wait to read about the latest exploits of Bat Boy on my iPad.

@Architectin: Aren't they like a freaking $1 per brick anymore? Even LEGO can't afford to throw a real mound of them out there.

But, but, how was this picture taken? From a fourth?... screw the lone Google van theory.

Kudos to you young Owens.

That could make coming back to work after vacation a lot less stressful. As long as you didn't have a meeting in 10 minutes....

@astroboy888: Oracle has public support for innovation?

When I lived out in the country, my DSL sucked. I spoke to the local cable company about when they might expand their service. They said our area didn't have enough potential subsribers per sq. mile to make it worth their while. Of course they did tell me if I wanted to pay half the cost of getting cable out to my…

@JDickson87: Oh, you're right.. and when was the last time (if ever) that we had some Sony hate going on in the Giz?

@elementary: You forgot to mention a ***double rainbow*** !!!!!!!!

@Stem_Sell: I see the word Catholic and think, yep, they are trespassing on their fund-raising gambling games.

I hope he's making a living off of this, because some of this is just pure funny gold.

@Jared D: Yes, Pinky, take over the world. Booo ha ha ha

@GitEmSteveDave: Excellent

Have they named the producer of those batteries? Get Apple's lawyers on that.

Like Gmail isn't already collecting everything about you. Personal, dirty stuff.