@flopplepop: They just want something new of theirs to sell. The Courier can't and the Kin won't.

@CoffinDodger (If the typos crap. Blame my keyboard): How'd you get your beans above your frank?

@ddhboy: Damnit, no wonder you never write back!

@britishcoder: Well, technically that is the going rate because any color bumper other than black isn't available yet.

@Nitemancometh: sure he didn't say 'ass'? Mile high club and all that? Bow chicka bow bow

Can we get a Steve Ballmer facepalm please?

@zwer: For the Win!

@MrThunderfield: Sounds like a winner for the next national law.

I think her and Marilyn Manson should have a love child. And Marilyn wouldn't necessarily be shocked at any 'surprises' he might discover in the process. cough cough balls cough cough.

So, why is a photographer being photographed? And what was she shooting at if these things are nuzzling all over her? Dandelions?

Whatever you do with it, make sure when you report on it to call it a Lightsaber every single time.

We are working on things thanks

@W10002: True Lies 2: Harrier's Revenge

Dude! You got Delled!

@BoscoH: But what if 250,000 people would buy it for $2?

@Nitemancometh: He only requires a PGP Key these days. Gotta love technology.

—-dripping sarcasm deleted—

Yeah, yeah, and I'm sure he's blueprinting his latest: Face Time in Legos.

@talkingstove: True. It should all be settled in the Coliseum. Gladiator style. With robots. And the loser has their tech raped from them.