"aging dinosaur rocker"

Pictured: What Sarah Palin Thinks Her Orgasms Look Like

Incognito: Siri, send a message to Jonathan Martin saying I have Snickers leftover from Halloween.

Siri: I sent a text message to Jonathan Martin

Martin: :(

Please- after everything Incognito has gone through.

How exactly is a clip of OAKLAND fans flipping off a Philadelphia player 'hating' on Philly? What's the matter, princess, someone piss in your cheerios this morning?

Rice on Moss would probably get a bad Foodspin ranking too.

Man, if I was surrounded by dicks all week at work, the last thing I'd want to do is go to a Patriots game on the weekend.

Just kidding, but I am masturbating.

pfff... as if you BUY consonants

That and the fact he can go 3 periods without shitting himself on most days

While I'm not sure a comment that asks how one tests positive for alcohol even deserves a response, Blackmon violated the league's substance abuse policy. And here's the first paragraph of that policy:

I don't disagree with you, but it's kind of beside the point isn't it? The rule is in place, and this guy is apparently too fucking stupid or completely lacking in the smallest bit of self control. Millions of dollars at stake and he just can't help himself. It's pathetic.

I was not aware Matt Jones legally changed his name.

Typical. "Randomly" drug test the Blackmon, NFL.

Guide to Rooting for a Team That's Tanking:

*camps*

Wow. This photo screams Jerry Falwell driving an '86 Camaro through a high school parking lot.

Pictured: Rob and Rex on their trusty scooters to the graduation party.

Why what a thoughtful reply! Good shit, keep it up!

That's because he was wearing them on the back of his head.