I didn't realize the government shutdown would bring such an opportunity to fifth grade art students.

Terrible quality. Still makes me happy

Not if you know what's good for you.

That was definitely not the way for a known alcoholic and drug user to get a head in life.

In all honesty, a decapitated ref really doesn't say much at all.

You look lost. I know the Internet is kind of confusing but let me help you out. Just click this link and I think you will find where you were looking for.:

My uncle can tell you everything that's ridiculous about Obama, in two shots. Preferably, Wild Turkey.

How about near enough for a sensible, workman-like lay up?

Leave it to bandwagoners to hop on the mainline after Alabama has shot up in recent years. If the guy was a pure fan, he'd have stuck in there through the black tar of the Shula years. But no, he's got no weight; he'd just as soon tie it off once the Tide turn to junk. Dude deserves a smack.

Seeing as it was a joke that set him off, doctors have ruled out the possibility that he was reading the Deadspin comments.

Gilbert Gottfried.

Pelicans Marketing Director: Any thoughts on a name for the new mascot? Perhaps something that represents this team’s history?

Yes let's blame the college kids. None of them are from Massachusetts, right? They probably aren't even Sox fans. And clearly everyone in this video is in college. Tommy from Quincy was home in bed, I'm sure.

Nancy Grace

No, he's got a point. Boston...um...has colleges, so therefore it's a college town. Only a stickler would point out that "college town" generally means "town whose major draw, employer, cultural center, etc. is a college" (and only an idiot would say that applies to Boston).

Does he know that if he keeps playing like that, he won't get to play with Andrew Wiggins next year?

I enjoyed this video much more than I should have, especially at work.

Just curious, what is it, exactly, that you think "jumping the shark" means?

A college town is not "a city that contains a 4 year university". Also, the Red Sox have won 3 championships in the last decade, more than anyone else. At a certain point, we need to drop the "long suffering franchise" schtick. I don't necessarily oppose joyous celebrations that may cause some light property…