Great call on those Kansas City-style ribs, Burneko. They're the best food in the state, and they go especially well when paired with some of St. Louis's nationally-renowned whine.

I agree with the fans—how dare the Braves sully a perfectly respectable Indian caricature with a message of tolerating minorities.

It takes a Village, People.

You must be joking. NO. I really hope you're joking. Again, no. Are you joking? [siiiiigghhhhh]

You know I hate you, right?

The suspect must have been a Texans fan, because at this point I don't know why else you'd pick Vi.

At Ripken Home Security, we believe it is enough just to show up.

Every single time, I read that US Mutant Ninja Turtles.

What position do you play on the la crosse team?

Agreed, except if there is a standard fry stowing away in my curly fry bag, it gains a bizarre amount of cachet. Curly fries are far superior to standard fries, but I will always be delighted by that one little boring straight weirdo taking up space that could've gone to a curly fry.

Uhh. Raysism doesn't do that. He just makes fun of the people who make bad comments.

Anyone who tries to say this is not "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll" is a joy-killing asshole. Stop being joy-killing assholes.

"Nnnnhh... life begins at conception, Roe!"

This from the team that counts Ozzie "Backflips" Smith among its club legends.

I stand corrected. I thought now that Wilbon was gone, we wouldn't see any more Hostesses on the set.

This is all a big misunderstanding. He thought he was guarding Raymond Felton.

Former Blue Devil Draws Charge While Flopping

When reached for comment, Adam Wainwright called the attacks "Mickey Mouse stuff."

I'm not always right, but I am when it comes to Rocky IV.

It's still just as funny the 50th time I watch it. +1