Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"

iidiot.

Most of the kids at the party thought they were drinking normal punch. It didn't take to big a leap for her school to figure that she was the one who spiked it.

If you're going to portray Cox as a model of sobriety, then it's probably not a good idea to include a picture of her doing a bump.

Waiit a miinute. Iin thiis whole wiide word, that's what draws hiis iire?

C'mon, Barry. You're supposed to list a few ranked entries before going straight to the horrific car crash part.

After coach Harbaugh, Levi's Stadium is now the second most noxious erection in San Francisco.

If I were naming a NFL team, I would not name it the Redskins.

No, see, the USA has won the right to be the sole bearers of the title 'Americans' because we won World War I, World War II, but most importantly, and honestly making the other two not even count, Rocky IV. Was Rocky from Canada? Mexico? Guatamala? No, he was from the USA.

You wouldn't call those people African-American, just the ones in the United States.

What do you think the reaction would be if the team was a group of Muslim baseball players that called themselves the Christians, had no affiliation with religion, and had a silly looking mascot on their jersey of cartoon Jesus on the cross? Conservatives would go crazy. If you're not getting it, my point is that it…

Kubiak: "Welcome to the team, Vince! I'm sure you'll fit in just fine."

there's a lot to unpack here, so i'll just leave this:

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And indigenous peoples living in Mexico aren't "Native Americans."

People who expect Bob Costas to get off his soapbox don't understand his political passion, not to mention the logistical demands of his camera crew.

And I think here the message is twice as powerful because it's delivered by the controversial Notre Dame mascot.

You are probably one of them! DUMMYcrat!

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