I thought it was the Penn State police department that looked the other way when confronted by troublesome people, not the other way around.

My avatar is currently a blue faceless head. Well at least in the upper left where it normally shows up.

Same here. Luckily my swallowed comment was dumb anyway. Silver linings and all.

"The way I see it, the Bucs already got rid of society's worst disease: freeman."

Jerry Sandusky: /cums

This day and age having a bunch of Cardinals reference hurt butts is not all that surprising anymore.

Of course the school has academic problems. How the hell can kids learn when there's only 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, and 11th grades?

reallst = "often-doesn't-get-the-joke" guy

It wasn't Peterson's son after all? Whew, that's a relief. I feel so much better knowing that this incredible piece of shit beat up someone else's 2-year-old.

Holy shit, that's awful. And I hate to make this all about my fantasy team, but I'm really pissed off that I didn't start Patterson this week in my Total Piece of Shit pool.

I hope for the best for his son, this is just the worst.

Hopefully, hopefully he heals as fast as Dad Adrian Peterson.

You need to watch out for the Fun Police. Just remember how everybody got all upset when Ilya Bryzgalov tried to increase the number of trick goals being scored in the NHL.

There is no Choi in Mudville.

Dinner party at the Marchman estate! We'll be serving brown rice and unsweetened green tea, and for entertainment we will sit in the dark and listen to a recording of a light drizzle on the rooftops of Bethesda, Maryland!

I've made Jambalaya for years, and haven't seen a recipe that called for brown rice. Is that a true Cajun/Creole recipe thing that I'm missing? Not that I'd use it. I'd use packing peanuts first.

Pictured: Hoboken mayoral candidate, Dawn Zimmer.

I'd probably quit too if, on my first day, the fans stormed the press conference shouting Bulgarities at me.

John Constantino only needed one match before he retired. And unlike this fading star, he went out on a quite a hot streak.