Yeah, only he's the league's leading rusher.

That's a brilliant analysis — except for the fact that it was second down.

Maybe you shouldn't have written the article like you were trying to channel that "Leave Brittany Alone" guy then.

I'm offended by your insinuation that I'm a Cowboys fan.

Now I'm definitely against letting women on the golf course.

In order to have a chance at shelter and three square meals a day, many of the migrant workers have now taken to promoting homosexuality in the streets.

Are we sure Albert even went to a fucking food school at this point? Yellow?

SHIT.

Yeah, it's pretty yellow...

Glacier Frost is the tits. Berneko would apparently rather be hit by a car than experience great tasting refreshment. That's his problem Barry. Not yours.

This is far too general. Blue's ranking depends on the blue you are discussing. Powerade blue is phenomenal. Gatorade's attempt at Powerade blue is fucking awful, and Gatorade's light blue is in the top 5. I'd probably go:

I hate you. All your recipes are shitty and your sideburns look dumb in your picture.

There's either something wrong with me or you just do these to fuck with me, because this feels like about the ninth time my favorite is worse than getting hit by a car.

So we cheered Mcnabb, we defend the outsiders, we cheered Malcolm Floyd when he got carted off, at what point are you going to acknowledge that the children of the Santa Claus snow-ball throwers/Michael Irvin injury cheerers(he's an asshole anyway) are generally not bad people? I went to the Eagles game and there was…

It will always be the F.U. Center to me.

"A heartwarming scene from a Wells Fargo Center restroom."

If I ever have to use a public facility for that reason, trust me, STARTING shit is never the problem.

Did I just look at a dude's dick?