it's no wonder the Indians' exit from the playoffs didn't garner many tears

My father's brother's nephew's cousin's former Native American roommate doesn't have a problem with this.

No offense, but he sounds more like a badlegs.

Mike's Hard Lemonade has a creepy fixation on much, much younger women.

Also, I think you missed the point of the article.

+1 (I'm a sucker for happy endings)

Dramatic Howard is that guy who fucked up his ACL in intramural football because he attemtped some misguided cut against Pike. But, you know, he "totally gets" what Adrian Peterson had to go through and his rehab was-

What's up with the motorcycle rider that started it? He rides in the same lane as the SUV (illegal) a few inches away, immediately cuts in front of him, then hits the brakes.

If you read it as a threat, he's kinda right.

Give him a couple years. He needs to have his players. 3 games is a bit unfair.

What the FUCK is with your snapshot of this? That is what nightmares are made of. Fuck you, Deadspin.

God I hate the Yankees!!! And I wish I didn't have these terrible allergies and my eyes weren't watering so terribly while I watch this.......

Was that a tape of Bob Sheppard announcing him into the game? If so, another nice touch.

It's sad stories such as this that convinced me to invite my savior JC into my life.

Of all people, you'd think WNBA players would know to keep the kissing off of the hardwood.

"Ok, we will let it slide tonight"

My last girlfriend gave me the same nickname. Unfortunately, she did so because my cock always finished first.

While we're putting notions to bead, lets put the "philly fans are the worst" to bed as well. We're second worst at the least.

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.

Mine was a supreme lack of ability.