You can't possibly believe, no matter how beefy your arsenal, that you'd have any sorta impact in an armed conflict w/ the US military. How are people so delusional to think that this is actually a thing??

The only people who think the NRA is keeping the government at bay are the people in the NRA.

Shut the fuck up, self important doofus that thinks the fat Teabagging rednecks with guns would be any match for the incredibly well trained and well funded military that idiots like you keep ironically voting people into office who throw billions of dollars in funding at even though you think you are going to shoot…

FYI: It is 2013.

If Kutcher decides to frame that photo, it'll only be the second geriatric he's ever mounted.

"Bad losses to the Chargers and Chiefs followed..." I'm not an Eagles fan but ?

They lost those games by a combined 13 points.

Well, not now. This would qualify as extreme late term abortion. But this could have been prevented, that's all I'm saying. And don't tell me that these parents were fit to raise a child.

When contacted by law enforcement looking for insight into the alleged killer, Hell replied "do you see an apostrophe? He's not our angel."

omg im dying you guys are totally killing it today

I don't know, John. If the dodgers are the idiots, how come you're the one who can't raise your arms above your head?

"Everyone. Everyone! EVERYONE LISTEN UP! WOULD YOU ASSHOLES IN THE BACK HOLD UP THE I AND THE X HIGHER SO THE BAND CAN PLAY 'KISS ME'? THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHOLESOME FAMILY FUN."

Considering her position, she's probably used to dealing with screaming foul one liners.

She looks exactly like a person that would be named Jan Church

In an incredible display of accuracy, LaVar Arrington also had his house sold in an IRS auction.

Oh shit, I haven't made tuna fish in a while but I totally use it in that. Two cans of tuna, some mayo, and some relish. Makes a mighty fine sandwich. Mighty fine, indeed.

Just Western Mass? You uncultured swine! Ranch is popular as a pizza dipping sauce, or topping in many, many places. It's only revolting if you haven't the right toppings on your pizza. Example: Do you have any vegetables on your pizza? Then you have the wrong toppings on your pizza.

Having an anniversary dinner.

Horseradish way too low. Otherwise pretty solid.

Literally the first one I've ever played, and I only did that because of the areola visible in the preview.

I spotted my friend Areola in the halftime thumbnail which meant I had to watch the full video.

Then there was some rough lesbian foreplay leading to full on nipple at the end.

SO I guess I'm watching these from now on.