That's a bold statement.

Jeffrey Loria Is Running The Marlins Into The Ground

Is it really that complicated? If he doesn't use his timeouts, then the field goal is kicked as time expires. Instead, his team at least has a shot at returning the ensuing kickoff for the win. Tiny chance of winning > no chance of winning.

Good thing you avoided making a blanket statement.

You know, one of the things I always liked about Deadspin was that disagreements never generated into the name calling bundles of idiocy that Gawkerites seem to enjoy. They were always conducted politely and with respect for the other person's point of view.

Most of those calls are coming from rural Virginia, where they've always preferred to wed themselves to Cousins.

The Chargers defense gave up more than 500 yards to that revolutionary offense and if the Eagles had one defensive back who could cover and tackle you'd be wailing about how Rivers can't get it done.

The Eagles defense was horrendous, but the offense was still pretty spectacular today...which is pretty much what everyone felt the case was before the game too. So no, the jizz-fest shall continue uninterrupted.

You'd have nerve damage too if you spent that many years fucking Roseanne.

Typical stupid, hungover hooligans. Beating up this poor animal just to get its hair.

Any engineer can tell you that 'fro is a structural impossibility.

And the Lakers have already deleted the tweet. Although I think they've made things a little worse. Check out their feed now:

Buddy, I don't know who you are, but you're about to get chlamydia.

Rafi Bomb

Wow, beautiful feed by Diskerud.

Air Johnson!!! Fucking crushed that header!

Actually, Harbaugh did not "stop the Oregon option at Stanford." Shaw did last year, but Harbaugh (and Luck) only won in 2009 and it was a track meet. 51-42 is hardly solving the offense.

I mean, Thayer Evans' parents dress him funny and he has no friends. He smells like rancid mayonnaise and he listens to Enya while watching Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

I've got nothing against the guy. He's nice, we speak all the time. But he supports Hitler and doesn't wash his hands when he's done peeing.

But you're missing PaulVCU's point. The wildcat is a gimmick. How is a hurry-up spread offense a gimmick? This is what every team runs in the 2-minute drill. There is nothing to "solve" — they're running regular football plays, just faster. That's not to say it's unbeatable, but there is no trick in "solving" it…