Maybe, No, Yes.

I thought Ray Lewis had better seats than that considering he's an "analyst" now.

You forgot option number 3: Ump not act like a self-righteous cock sucker.

I think a narrow view is what defines this family.

The worst person in this scenario is the one who decided to make a video in portrait mode.

Or create a fake account to make fun of your jackass coach.

Look, I know that a lot of you are going to try to use this as an example of why soccer is stupid, or lame, or that everyone dives and they're all a bunch of fags, or whatever. But, come one, it's low-hanging fruit; don't be the moron that tries to do that. It's pathetic really.

Tomlinson, who wore "1D" as his shirt number, dusted himself off, but limped off the field and vomited when he reached the sidelines.

/Sees self in background of picture on Deadspin

I admit, I fell for it before I didn't fall for it.

Just because he didn't get the perfect game by like one foot doesn't mean everyone will forget his name.

you need new friends, son

Hate to tell you this but you might have died and gone to hell. When you watch First Take is Skip Bayless nude? Thats a dead giveaway.

Ditto. Every time I go into a Sheetz I want to slap the shit out of people.

Last year during the Cowboys/Falcons game, Al Michaels said "Love them or hate them—you just can't ignore the Cowboys." That is just some bullshit copout excuse by the media to justify covering the Cowboys non-stop. You wanna know why the people "just can't ignore the Cowboys?" Because THE MEDIA WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP…

After the 30th WYTS does moutaineermike vanish into thin air?

I would make a motion that henceforth Crazy Old Man Autopilot be referred to by the acronym COMA.

Fuck the Cowboys. Fuck them right into the seventh circle of hell. You might convince yourself that the fans aren't as bad as you had remembered. Bullshit. They're dormant. They're waiting, and the millisecond that they stop monkeyfucking themselves long enough to get back to the Super Bowl, their douchebag fans are…

He is the best stats guy ever; that's true. And his stats aren't nearly as good in the post-season. Also true. But I can't get on board with an argument that infers that because Terry Bradshaw won four Super Bowls, he's a better quarterback than Peyton Manning. I'm not sure I can even be in Joe Montana's corner for…

The cheerleaders, however, will be forced to run on to the field through a gauntlet of life-like rubber Jake Plummer hands.