While I've been known to shoot whiskey into my neck with a syringe, I suppose I could "have a drink" this time.

Because he coaches the Redskins.

I think Dan Reeves overruled Shanny

Periods go on the inside of quotation marks, not outside. Unless you are British, in which case I doubt you would care enough about football enough to comment on it.

Hey dumb ass you do know that St. John's changed their name from the Redmen to Red Storm about 15 years ago right? I mean if you live in DC which was part of The Big East you knew that didn't you or are you just being an asshole?

He only told this story once, of course, and it just snowballed from there.

When they removed your sense of humor, did they go arthroscopic? Or did they open you way up?

Because there isn't a football team called the "Retards" with a picture of someone with Down Syndrome on their helmets.

Of all the hurdles facing a kid from Tennessee, a 5'3 defensive back is pretty far down the list.

"You're supposed to run 'em over!"

It was NFL Films.

Philly might be pretty awful as a fanbase but at least we're not Dallas

Would you say "blackskin"? Or name a football team that?

Meh, Rivals.com still has him at 2 stars though

He traveled.

I love that people trot out the "90% of fans are cool with the name" bit as though that makes it okay to have a racist nickname. 90% of white people in the 1950's were okay with using the word "nigger" too

Actually, it was bestowed on them by NFL films in the 70's. This means the Cowboys can be all humble and say they had nothing to do with it while pretending that they didn't run with it when it suited their purposes.

Was Butfuqer069 already taken?

Oh yes. +1

As a normal Eagles fan, I loathe both myself and my team.