I'd make the case that 1 and 2 on your list are one in the same.

1. Long Island

Some people just love certain numbers. I've even seen old people tattoo their favorites in tiny lettering on their forearms. No idea why; they always get too sad to answer when I ask. I mean, lighten up!

Nnamdi only wore #24 with the Eagles. Wore #21 for 8 years with the Raiders.

Would you pass up nearly four percent of your salary for a superstition?

What?!

The friend really should have pissed on his head to give him the full experience.

They had to change the Tailgating rules/laws down here in Houston because of a massive brawl that started when Cowboys fans got all pissy about the Texans finally getting decent about 2 years ago. Here I was wishing they'd all end each other, because fuck TX.

Strangely enough, John Wall is not the only former Kentucky Wildcat just outside the Beltway. Antoine Walker doesn't own a pair of pants.

Lazy stereotypes, blanket statements. You are a moron. You have nothing. You sound worse that the biggest scumbags in any NFC east city. It's personal for you. It's just seething out of you. I'm surprised u didn't throw Santa Claus in there you simple fuck.

10-bath? That's like 40 john walls right there!

Seeing as I live in the Philly area, have a ton of friends and family who are die hard Eagles fans (I am not an Eagles fan, I like watching football a lot, but have no rooting interest in them) I can tell you that NONE of them talk like the Eagles have won 8 superbowls, even the ones who were alive for the…

Speed kills.

Does anyone remember the 7 seconds it took NFL offenses to figure out the vaunted "Wide 9?"

I met this guy once. With that face tattoo I assumed he was in a band, so I asked him and apparently I was right. They're called "The Third Shift Stock Boy At Target". I've never heard of them. They must be pretty indie.

If you actually rolled Tide across this guy's face, he'd just be a regular asshole.

whatever happened to...you know...not raping your teammates?

Joke's on you, Magary. The Eagles already did get to warm up with three straight FCS teams.

You're still on the dog thing?! Jesus, man.