He is not bad

Kelly got some big 'ol tittays

Agreed, it's a disgusting insult. A common buzzword among Turkish media outlets was 'tzenbol' (pronounced "stain bull"), which is essentially the Turkish equivalent of bullshit. "It's tzenbol, this constant ijnozpal", the media implored.

Apparently the fans were shouting "ij nozpal" (pronounced "ee nople"), which is one of Turkey's most horrible insults, roughly translated to "I hope your mother dies and her corpse is ravaged by Greek horses until mid-afternoon." You can't expect a Turkish player to go on in constant ij nozpal.

C. Trent Rosecrans

The grit screams of Eckstein, while the occupation says Palestine.

They know about the brains of 40-somethings in Dallas. There's still parts of one scattered through Dealey Plaza.

"Ted Williams has always had a good head on his shoulders, figuratively, if not literally, his whole life."

It's going to be a week-long series.

At issue is a measly $82,000

Is that 14 now? Goodness, the hormones in our food are working overtime these days.

Watched the whole clip. It's full of mistakes. At one point, I swear I heard one of the anchors say that Chad Henne is starting an NFL game?

I'm sorry to hear that. As much as I'm inclined to continue the play on a hypochondriac being ready for it, I sincerely apologize for alluding to it in the first place.
Seriously, that was tasteless.
Not that it matters, but I'm young and have lost all but two (distant) blood relatives. So, if my jokes veer toward the…

Ohhhhhhhh

Dialogue-based jokes. Cause me crazy pain.

This was more worth my 24 secs of time than the video.

No, that's just Katie Nolan laughing.

Oh man, this a worthless waste of a distraction.

Another reason they get so much attention is that a herd mentality aggregates recommendations on posts that already have recommendations. It's science.