I'm really happy that this girl survived, and seems to be doing just great!

For the love of God, please let that Tebow jar money go to Planned Parenthood.

But the guy in the green shirt holding up his hands perfectly matches the description of a 230 pound black man! I'm at a loss

Levi's Landing is also a pet name for Bristol Palin's vagina.

ESPN is merely using this manufactured story to blanket the stench of their other shortcomings, so really, how does this differ from the actual CK Obsession?

"Let's take you step-by-step through how ESPN contrives and then covers a story that doesn't even exist."

Technically, it was the running backs coach who was apparently shouting to lead with the helmet (and the kid who died was a fullback), so I think he was shouting at the ball carriers (not the tacklers) to lead with their helmets, which has been perfectly legal up until this year.

It's probably a "throw everything at the wall and see what's allowed to stick" strategy since, hey, you never know. The judge may, at the very least, allow the manufacturer to stay in long enough for discovery, which would let the lawyers look for confidential documents that might actually reveal some sort of…

I do this all the time.

To all the well-intentioned people who come here and say hey just pray for him, sorry but I guess you've never heard of the separation of church and state (Frostburg State).

I love food way too much to ever feel comfortable partaking, personally. That doesn't stop some of these ladies. But then again, too much Waffle House has never stopped any man I've ever met.

Thank god that's not legal where I live on north Georgia. These folks love their Waffle House.

Shhhhhh. I haven't let her read a paper in forever. And I've convinced her that "The Magic Box" doesn't show anything but fiction.

I hate you and I hope you die soon.

Metric is illegal dude, it's right in the Constitution, only Congress can change our official waits and measures.

I now know less about this subject.

@donovanjmcnabb Question of the Day: Did Ichiro get his 4,000 hit last night? Yes or no?

That was a Jeff Foxworthy joke.

This is just horrible, I got a little sick to my stomach watching it. Why would you put the Mets on TV?

The Braves contemplated retaliation, then looked at the Mets roster and their place in the standings and decided they'd already taken enough punishment.