I think it's nice that the team named itself after the resident who graduated high school without at least one arrest for meth possession.

A guy named Doug needlessly causing shit. Everyone is copying me this week.

Freshman Hits Half-Court Shot For Free Tuition, Forced To Sit-Out MacroEcon 101 After NCAA Strips Him of Eligibility

*Lose Cannon

I don't know . . . Seems like a stretch to me.

hes using bad speling to be irony you morans so by coreckting gramar your negating his premis and showing yourselfs to be dum and mising the point

She always said she would give her right eye for Stuart Scotts job.

I have some background in Graphology (handwriting analysis). I attempted to analyze the Hernandez letter. First, I'll give a very brief description of Graphology.

Hey brotha, let me start by saying thanks for the support, it definitely means alot!

And is shows how many hours of my life have been wasted watching the history channel

Well if Braun can prove the "Cubs fan" part, the anti-Semitic part probably holds up.

A-ROD CHEATS THE GAME AND ALL YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT IS A MISPELLED SIGN. YOUR SUCH IDIOTS.

Hey Deadspin. Do you remember the article you ran about how Ryan Braun doesn't owe the sample collector an apology after all those media sites claimed he owed the collector an apology (albeit for the wrong reason). I think maybe you should lead the charge saying he owes the sample collector an apology.

Um, what else would you think of?

As a Phils fan, this presser is sad, I know he had to go, but not like this.

Dallas Green would like a word with you.

Dumb dumb dumb should have been Ruben fuck that guy

best "o" face ever