I keep coming back to this page and hoping they have added said scissoring.

I'd rather stare at the real sun.

Well I think it would only be fair. It's shameful the network is pandering to its male audience by showcasing two attractive women so suggestively. What about the female audience ?!

+1 Subtle!

From: skipper@espn.com

Yeah, it was bad. Not really sure how bad yet. Gonna' have to watch it 7 or 8 more times to tell.

When questioned about his role in the crime, Speck tearfully admitted that he was tired of feeling small and insignificant.

I hope they have better luck fighting authority than their old man.

Your parties sound like they suck

If cleared of murder, he could still be convicted of the lesser charge of being a 27-year-old man wearing a letter jacket.

The Red Sox should have seen this murder coming since he was using drugs

I think it's more impressive if you watch the whole video and see how far Puig had to come just to get to that ball and then to seamlessly throw Byrd out third... It's insanity.

It's not that deep, but it's fast as heck and dead on target.

I am eagerly awaiting a former player to self-immolate so I can make an NBA jam joke...

Jesus. That's by far the worst thing that could have happened during that game.

Echo, remind me again, what was the resolution of my yelling at you for not using my referral for DirecTV service and DECREASING MY BILL BY $10/MONTH

And importantly, those hunting and fishing shows are extremely profitable. The advertisers on those have nowhere else to reach that audience on TV so they pay top dollar. And in some cases, the entire show is paid programming.

Hold on just a second. Player 1 wants to play more competitively, yet realizes The Pandas just want to have fun. So he heads for a more serious team in another division that will not result in any kind of competitive disadvantage for The Pandas. Player 2 calls Player 1 treasonous, and even goes so far as to pull the…

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