the worst part? it was ruled an infield fly.

Well, he can always run for mayor.

It's hard to consider yourself a good coach if you're not teaching your players how to distribute the rock.

Come on, Tom - you're better than this. How can you have a list of "notable" DC Assault alumni, yet leave off Chandra Levy??

When asked what happened on the call, Kulpa just pointed to his daughter Mia.

"All right, kids! Gather 'round! To end this practice, let's do a little H-O-R-S-E!"

Slapdick is a word that needs to get used more.

Where was it implied that we should hate him?

Hahaha, lookit all of them in one car.

Don't be stupid. How can our next Great White Hope be black?

this lady needs to be outkast.

In terms of former Browns, this is easily the most incoherent thing said since Sammy Sosa last spoke.

Todd Haley still uses the term "chinaman."

Children beware, if you attend Penn State football camp, you are likely to get your shit ruined.

What will it take for AL fans to realize they're playing a baseball-like game that involves a bogus gimmick?

Sad thing is, the kid actually died later that night and is to be entombed beneath the Chick-Fil-A foul pole in right. Seems fitting that he'd be buried under a Sponsored Post.

Pictured: The first four victims in happier times.

"A Catcher Pitched to a Pitcher Last Night, And It Was Great"

on commenting? sweet.

I guess there's no such thing as free speech any longer,