I went to hockey camp in Ontario for a few years in the 80s. We always had guest NHLers come visit and Burr came for two of those years. I couldn't relate a particular anecdote except to say that he remembered me — a tubby little, no-talent kid — from one year to the next and was the nicest guy.

Some party. Usually when the PED police pop in, they ask you to take a seat and offer you cookies to wash down with that half empty bottle of rum you brought, and oh yeah, I always carry around a new box of Trojans in my back pocket, but seriously the duct tape and rope in my car are for my job and so what if I'm…

Jessica McCoy...let the FB stalking begin

"Tell us about it."
- Andy & Mike, Texas

Judging by the solicitation charge, it looks like she was trying to act out the book title.

They added the charge about soliciting an officer because she repeatedly said, "I'm so wet right now," to everyone at the precinct.

To make things worse, POO and ASS were already taken as names

He'll always have his blood sugar.

fortunately, he got to 300 after dinner.

Ha, jokes on you NFL, I'm a Dolphins fan!

[cums]

Relax, everyone, he's just saying that there's a bunch of sluts out there who'll fuck a baller any chance they get.

A-Rod: [washes with water]

Nah, definitely not right.

And secondly....?

[cautiously places +1 before arrival of Jezebel burner]

Man, it just shows how one seemingly innocuous decision can ultimately lead to disaster. I mean, really, though, who decided to allow women to drive in the first place?

Judging by her mascara, I really thought Meghan would have a lack of vanity.

Her race ended in tears.