This is how super villains are created.

He should have told the judges to tfuck off.

You didn't even list Bojangles so your list is entirely invalid, lol.

Yes, I think we can all agree that KFC is where happiness goes to die.

Apparently you've never had Bojangles.

Ever try bojangles?

"No one is forbidding an athlete with non-traditional sexual orientation from coming to Sochi, but if he goes onto the street and starts propagandizing it, then of course he will be held accountable."

Which is ironic given that the leading cause of Russia's population decline is Vladimir Putin.

"No homo stuff, and you should be fine."

Would love to accept that high five but this toddler bed isn't gonna put itself together.

So they can get screwed with zero chance of anyone having to take a knee? It shouldn't be an unfamiliar feeling to any of them that are married, amirite married bros???

You know...the trading deadline is a farce anymore. People get traded in the waiver wire moves put through between now and August 31st all the time. Isn't that how the Phillies acquired Matt Stairs in 2008? He only hit one of the biggest homeruns in franchise history that post season. With Young's contract he will…

The Falcons are also an NFL team.

Dude, the World Series win was 5 years ago and Ruiz is now 35 and has 1 HR and 11 RBI this season. I'd like for Iverson to still be a Sixer too but let it go, nothing lasts forever.

I think Amaro is just waiting until this weekend series with the Braves to decide whether it's really time to decide to be buyers or sellers two days ago.

Snickers

It was only a matter of time before Amaro's weaknesses caught up to him.

I'll generally leave a one or two dollar tip on take-out, but I often feel stupid for doing it.

Brees is an idiot. Ben Roethlisberger is wayyy better with a mickey.

But don't they make normal wages? At least certainly above the $2 and change waitstaff does.