At this point, my lack of an avatar has become like Pete Maravich's socks. Yes, it's horrible and unsightly, but it seems to be working and I'm afraid to change it.

Considering Marcus' only source of income is probably his brother at this point, it means the Eagles are actually in a way paying to put out a hit on their own #2 WR.

Jesus Christ, Michael. Keep your brother on a leash!

Not gonna lie here, I have seen soooooo many of your comments get al jacked up by other people in the last two weeks on here. You always handle it with grace which is awesome, but I just had to say it...you seriously have the worst luck with these folks who don't have a damn clue what they're doing on here.

...so now will you get an avatar, you tease?

You're on fire. Do you need someone to bring you some water?

welcome to Deadspin, before long you'll get the hang of how commenting works here.

Huh. I guess he's a real No. 2 after all.

Freedom of speech is not freedom from consequences. He can say it, but he can also be called an asshole, too.

There's a right to it. And we also have the right to call him a fucking idiot for it. Slashman 3:16 says I just whooped your ass.

More like Riley Blooper, amirite?!?!

That's like threatening to fight every heterosexual at a Melissa Etheridge concert.

A.J. must have called the guy a cocksucker.

Spaz, Downy, Midget, Cripple, Retard, Handicapped

"How do I get in on this trade?" - Lance Armstrong

Turns out killing yourself as the leader of the Heaven's Gate cult just sends you to spend eternity in South Florida

Come on, Dean Smith. You're a two-time NCAA champion. Show a little class.

not so fast judging this guy..John Kerry stands to make a fortune with a Heinz vegetable at his side.

I like that Sidney Crosby tattoo just underneath the Pens logo.

KTVU is reporting that second baseman Wi Ga Chu and shortstop Yu So Dum really pulled a fast one on him.