I see Frank Costanza's attorney was out catching a ballgame.

No disrespect, but he's clearly not a Captain. The Douchebag hierarchy goes Private - Seaman - Captain - Rear Admiral - Carlos Mencia. He's at least a Rear Admiral (that's when you get your cape, which doubles as a top-button-only cholo shirt).

I agree. There's nothing more stupid than saying, "Will you marry me?"

LOL @ the notion of him gettin credit for a WS win. He is the opposite of Mr October.

A momentous occasion. The first man to hold a press conference this week who kept his pants on.

@UnderCenterNBC: No, but it might end up tied.

Is this the real Bobby Hoying?

Barkley: Damn! Horny old women, talking barstools- this place is fucking crazy!

When asked how her crotch felt on his leg, Barkley replied "Furrible".

It's unclear what happened between Hernandez, Abreu, and Furtado at the Cure on that fateful Monday, but sources report that on Friday they were in love.

Why don't you get an avatar already? Join the party in full force because your comments are top-notch

I watched that tape SO MUCH as a kid. Still love it.

Little do people know that Malone is a bit of a prankster himself.

Hey, I don't really disagree with the legal angle taken here. I think a super rich dude with really good lawyers crushed one through the loophole, and without directly saying anything, tiptoed to a perfect "reasonable doubt" part of the argument and squatted there.

That was my read on this whole situation when it all went down last year. I surmised that Braun and his advisers were being a bit dickish in light of damning evidence, and my stance has yet to waver. Braun is a dick.

Sean, I mostly agree with you, because the guy didn't even lose his job or anything, but Braun's entire quote is as follows:

When does Matt Kemp rightfully get the 2011 MVP?

You probably hate puppies, sunny days in the park, and free beer.

Even worse is how Dennis Leary is looking nowadays