"Typicle"...nice.

They're much dryer than American births.

Last time I saw a teary Kraft? Looking down into my bowl at dinner since the divorce.

There might be a giant hole in the stage but I'd like to see you find a convention center that can accommodate an event like BronyCon. And by accommodate, I mean, be at least 100 yards away from schools and playgrounds.

"The liquid was thrown from a bottle with the 28-year-old Cavendish initially thinking it was water before realising what it was from the taste."

"Reporter Gets Run Over By Football Player While Conducting Interview, Did Not Want That To Be The Case," by Erik Ainge

You know nothing about sandwiches.

Without the buns, you have no sandwich. The Lakers are no longer a sandwich. Idiot.

It's not that unheard of. Most games, the Astros get waxed.

"OK OK OK. This, I get."

Weak sauce, narcing someone out at the P&P, yo.

"Without access" my ass.

So we're looking at WAR for this article? Please. What is it good for?

I'd throw Vernon Wells' name in for this race

"They had to extend him. Strangely, the internet seemed to hate the deal."

"HEY!

I doubt Jay Bruce is the only person in that photo who has two first names.

In typical Pitbull fashion, he will chase every ball down and return it; after which he'll find the nearest toddler and tear it to shreds.

The photo was taken as they shot a 4th of July PSA urging kids not to play with fireworks.

They're your shitty kids, you explain it!