Dear [proper noun] MadLax Lacrosse Committee:

On the cocaine thing....

But here's a twist: an affidavit for the search warrant cited cocaine.

AND the bottle caps come with rebus (aka pictogram) puzzles.

My dad used to regale us with stories of him drinking Narragansett in college. I always wanted to have one, but it was out of production. Then they finally started making it again, and I bought a case for our 4th of July party and proudly gave an ice-cold one to my dad. "This tastes like shit, son" he said. "Just like…

"Why are people so into Yuengling?"

Did you eat someone's ass out before you tasted these? This list is an utter travesty.

Tom Ley: "Craggs...Craggs! Say I had it first on Twitter!"

she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation

The Lakers delegation is expected to include... representatives from Time Warner cable, who will sell Howard on TV opportunities.

If he was able to catch two passes from Tebow, it's clear that he has longer arms than the law.

I find it funny that, for an album as lyrically charged as Black on Both Sides, its best song is an instrumental. The whole album is fantastic, but this closer just seals the whole deal for me

Hell, I'd argue Hernandez is hewing much closer to the Patriot Way now that he's in jail. He'll sleep on a straw cot, shit into a pot, and be owned by another human being.

I think that's generally true—while there is of course some diving in the Premiership, there is considerably more of it in the Italian and Spanish leagues, and more still on the international stage. Partly this is cultural—there is more of a stigma to diving in England and players with a reputation for it are vilified…

Witnesses said the most distressing part of the ordeal was the way the body just flopped to the ground.

Ugh, look at that douchebag. I never really paid him much mind before, but after seeing him like that... I just don't know.

i can't tell which comments are real anymore!

He is to the NBA for ESPN what Peter Gammons was to baseball. Very intelligent and talented, but refuses to acknowledge that anything exists outside of Boston and the team Boston is playing. It's very insulting to the people in America who don't give a flying fuck about Boston/New York "mythology."

There's this new invention called the period it's great it let's people know when you're done with one thought and ready to move onto another it works really well to keep your writing from becoming incoherent after all each sentence only needs one subject and one predicate and maybe an adjective or adverb or two but…

@BillSimmons has herpes and is ugly. - Doc Rivers (@DocRivers)