Did you copy this comment from Donovan McNabb's Twitter?

That's a serious +1.

Update: Dhokar Tsarneav just pleaded to "Not Aaron Hernandez"

Urban legend has it that if Juan Lagares hits a foul ball directly at you, you can actually see the future statistics of every player in the Met farm system.

Update: Boston PD has located the video used to kill the radio star. Aaron Hernandez was listed as Producer in the credits.

Update: Boston PD has located the pistol used to kill Archduke Franz Ferdinand. It was registered to Aaron Hernandez.

Odin Lloyd. Still a legitimate NFL prospect?

See? This is why you don't fuck around with denim, Chester Valley Golf Club.

Sadly, Philadelphia Phillies longtime sparkplug thrower, right field season ticket holder Jerry "Loudmouth" Rizzo, is still alive and well.

No jokes for me here. I grew up watching Dutch play catcher for the Phils and he was one of the best leaders in Phillies history. This is a sad day for Phillies fans.

"E.T. ... can't find words. E. T. ... beyond inconsolable."

Corky how could you burn down the restaurant AGAIN ?

What a remarkable coincidence. The SEC uses the exact same charts to pay by grade level.

Well isn't that Precious.

I have not read the denim by-laws for this establishment yet, but I would hope that they included a section about mandatory boiling of said denim before it is allowed to be worn at the club.

They may allow denim, but it'll be a cold day in hell before they accept any Levis.

In the meantime, people wearing denim will be restricted to a special area of the country club colloquially known as the "jean pool."

It's often said that men buy firearms to make up for other shortcomings. In this case, I assume it's because LaRoche's left leg is much shorter than his right.

Wherever you fall on the gun debate, can we at least all agree posing with your gun is mega lame and posing with your kid posing with his gun is even lamer?

It means he is a repeat offender in crimes against fashion.