Not if he's in deeper than Hernandez. We still are not sure who actually pulled the trigger. If he was just present, then yes, it would have been smarter for him to go and cut a deal, but nobody in this whole episode seems like Mensa members.

Either he or the other man in the car snitched, so he may have already been in touch with the police.

wanna see Roger Goodell's Spiro Agnew impression?

FINALLY! A chance for an online gun debate!

"Do you know how much I've been violated in here?"

"That's what I've been TRYING TO TELL YOU!!!"

The Daily News take doesn't make any sense. If A-Rod wants to just quit, why would he make a big stink about wanting to play? Wouldn't it make more sense to play up the injury, take his money and go home?

Cashman continued, "at this point it would be nice if he just shot a friend of his a few times."

darinh's comment in the Hernandez post today was so good, and the resulting thread so bad. I'll be drinking for all the humorless souls out there tonight.

The group stopped at a gas station to pick up ... Black & Mild cigars, which are used as rolling papers for marijuana.

whoooshhh

Indians fan. 93 years is still too soon.

Based on where they apprehended him, I hope he was read his Veranda Rights.

[sees movie in 1986]

The Aaron Hernandez story is most definitely a Mount Rushmore candidate for my NewsRadio Theory. Hear me out. Both stories involve beloved franchises (Patriots and the NBC comedy zenith of the late '90s). Both had tons of potential (Hernandez's breakout game in Week 2 of 2010, NewsRadio's "Bitch Session" episode of…

In all honesty though, it's a lot like that notable episode of Saved By the Bell, where Zack is supposed to go on that class trip to Mexico.

This one is too easy. Aaron Hernandez is just like Detective Nordberg from the Naked Gun movies.

Thank you, fired Atlanta sports talk radio host...

"It takes two massive wet spots for me to have a great fucking time."

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