So, just to be clear, you are in support of potential murderers playing hide-the-medicine with incriminating evidence.

Smashing your own cell phone for shits and giggles - Not a crime

Should be Errin' Hernandez, amirite?!?!

On the 'Annoys the fuck out of me' scale? Absolutely. I can't stand him. Of the bare minimum I've been forced to listen or read, he comes across as someone who feels he's always the smartest person in the room and feels the need to point it out constantly.

ESPN also subjects us to as much Stephen A Smith and Skip Bayless as they can. I wouldn't call them the arbiters of wise decisions.

This reminds me of the time me and my buddy J-Bug were watching Swingers and arguing over just how big of a cultural icon Vince Vaughn would become, when suddenly

You're suggesting that a guy who doesn't play tight end and has never shown the ability to play in formation or on the line in the NFL might replace either great tight end (or both) on the New England roster? A guy who neither catches nor blocks nor has speed enough to outrun linebackers?

This one?

Shouldn't the word joke be in quotes?

[NEVERMIND FOREVER - RENDERING ALL COMMENTS BENEATH THIS CONFUSING AND OBSOLETE]

Just trying to cup the balls.

Pictured: A quarterback, and the NFL equivalent of Nickelback.

You have won the internet today.

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Cherry cheesecake isn't pie, dammit! It's cheesecake! TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING

Cherry? CHERRY!??1! Let me get you a spoon so you can eat my ass. Apparently you like things that taste like asses.

in the early '90s, i watched a "60 minutes" piece on Ali. of particular interest was a shot of (i think it was) the back porch of his house. there were dozens and dozens of packages, all requests from fans for autographs. Ali's wife remarked that he would sign them all.