"No, stupid! You're doing it wrong. It's stabbing first, then golfing."- OJ Simpson.

"That asshole gets two asterisks?! I'll show him!"

the amount of mad in your response suggests that it really fucking matters to you

Sure, crappy video or whatever, but why did Joe Namath start calling the game all of a sudden?

Perpignan in June is like no other. A seafood lovers delight, this rugby stronghold on the Mediterranean boasts fine dining and beautiful landscapes. A short drive will take you south-west, across the Spanish border to Girona and the Costa Brava airport, an affordable transit hub for those looking to fly across…

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Why? They asked him while on the bench if any stars were showing up.

Perfectly said.

I assume he kicked ass afterwards.

Call her a Downhill Diva all you want, but the fact remains that Cher actually made it to the bottom of the hill.

I would be careful about crossing her, then—you don't want to make enemies with someone who can hold a grudge, and if there's anyone who knows about holding onto things, it's someone with a functioning MySpace page.

"What if heroin cured AIDS? Would the government allow people to become dope fiends and force them to endure rehab if it meant eradicating a terminal disease?"

his wife against a kitchen wall and choked her with both hands after she asked that he stop smoking marijuana in front of their children, according to prosecutors.

A 14 year old girl?

+1 money shot to everyone involved

UnivOfPhoenix...that was epic.

I'd be lying if I said I got this, but the effort is sufficiently commendable that I felt an acknowledgement was in order. +1 ?

+1.

+1

Holy +1