I wish we had shooting racks like that when I played in high school

Oh yeah, fast forward to end. It's called "Laker Sex." He unchains his django and they go at it. But then Kobe comes out of nowhere and starts criticizing his effort, Howard blames an injury, and the blonde white people go home feeling unsatisfied.

SoCal MILFs, something something balls, something big black...yeah i'm too lazy, you get the idea.

Jesus Christ. +1

Okay, okay, now my new favorite slugger is Domonic Brown.

Only one of his HR's came in a game that was out of reach in a 8-1 ball game. Other than that they were all pretty meaningful homeruns...

He's been using a lot of colored novelty pens from trade shows?

Philly went 4-6 during this power surge... are you sure his name isn't Sammy Sosa. Mr. Meaningless Homerun Guy?

Well, to be fair, it's not as far off from the original as you might think...

Well, if you're bothered by cynical, off-color humor, which you clearly are, you might want to ask yourself why you're spending your time trolling around a website dedicated to cynical, off-color humor.

I see your worst own goal ever and give you the best own goal ever:

If these guy's were savvy, which none of them appear to be from the picture, they'd capitalize on this sudden publicity by keeping Kuruc in the band and launching a massive tour while behaving like pro wrestling heels and continuing to release offensive comments.

"Damn! He got crossed up like St. Thomas!"

If you're looking for scores and recaps, you're on the wrong site.

Nothing to add, but this seems like an appropriate place to note that this article has somehow generated the best comments section in the history of the internet.

Sometimes I don't feel qualified to comment on articles, but I am a fucking expert in pop ice (Fla Vor Ice being the only brand worth discussing).

I'm pretty sure it's illegal not to do that.

The best color is the one who shuts my kid up.

That's exactly what happened at AT&T in San Francisco. They built almost the entire stadium and completely forgot the bullpens, and there was nowhere else to put them.

Not sure what you're looking at, but there was no flopping. Thomas initiates a hit on Jordan, and the momentum knocks Jordan back. Jordan's choices are either to fall to the floor or pedal back quickly to retain balance. The fact that you can even try to compare that to the Lebron laughable flop is ridiculous, with…