Pete Mitchell's one to talk. If he hadn't flown through the jet wash, Goose would still be alive today.

Battery is never full

Maybe they're doing a story on people who are famous for not being able to do any of the things everyone said they could.

It's a lot funnier if you if hear the cow bell and old time car horn sound effect he played after it.

I feel no sorrow for this crew considering their party consisted of a couple of bottles of Coors Light and a bag of Lays.

I meant to CC you above, cocksucker.

Tiger fist bumps awkwardly and he "can't celebrate properly." Sergio needs 13 shots to finish 17-18 (almost 20% of the total shots he needed for the entire round) and it is "not a choke."

That's odd, the tabloids always said he was good at fisting.

Awesome screen name.

Watching this guy go from funny fresh new voice to cliche sports media dickhead in like ten years has been profoundly depressing.

This is a good argument. It's why I always put Adam Morrison ahead of Kevin Durant when ranking the best players alive.

Fucking allergies are killing me.

Nice snatch!!

That's the first I've heard of Joose in baseball since Koufax retired.

Neither are misplaced apostrophes. Act your age.

Go easy on the guy, Tom, he's not that big of a prick. Heck, when he heard the security guard sobbing afterward that without a job she couldn't afford her knee operation, he re-signed her to a 6-year, $100 million deal and legally changed her name to Allan Houston.

Good attempt at a save by the blonde woman a few seats over!

Perhaps I'm misinterpreting, but I'm pretty sure XRayVizion was calling the fan "fucking asshole," not LeBron.