You missed the point. I'm not saying you can use the colleges as an excuse. I'm saying you can't.

After reading this, I can't think of anyone who could possibly be better.

Slick Rick?

About it being a college town? Yes. I was fucking kidding you. That was the point.

Pictured: an apple

It's not small! It's thin!

Last year I somehow convinced myself that they had a shot at maybe a 5 seed in the East. This was pre-Bynum never playing. This year I realize that they are going to get knocked around quite a bit, but in all honesty next year could be pretty good. They'll get Noel active, obviously have a relatively good draft pick,…

I really did too. I like this show, but seem to miss it all the time.

Joe Buck says "I love you" three times. McCarver's last word on a national broadcast is "ditto."

But he looks so nonthreatening to women?

I have no problem agreeing to that. I'm a moron about 92% of waking hours.

If Boston is a "college town," then so is Philadelphia. So your same excuse should apply to Philly whenever someone comments on the behavior of the fans there.

"Ohhh, child as sports figure! I had it backwards!"

But it kinda does. The QB is the coach on the field. From peewee to the pros.

You can get away with yelling at teammates if you're the QB and are blamed for every mistake. Not if you're a wide receiver. Also, you can't just ignore the exchange with Witten. Romo never did anything like that. And I fucking hate Romo.

Isn't this kind of a spoiler for tomorrow's "Oils for Cooking, Ranked"?

I feel like you must live near me in Berks County, Pa. Because these people are fucking animals.

Wow. +1

idiot.

"From there, I was dead. I knew I was dead once it happened."