Everything I'm reading is mentioning rescheduling. Which sucks for my friends from Philly who are already in Tampa.

They must have ditched the beard.

Jerry Sandusky: /cums

So basically, this guy claims that Deion tackled him? I call "bullshit."

kinja'd

Ok, now let's try reading it again, but slower this time.

Hernandez must not be a very good shot, seeing as how he only hit 2 people in a car full of Latinos.

hurdle fever

My wife has actual doctor-diagnosed Celiacs. A guy we know claims that he has it as well, yet will drink regular beer "because it doesn't mess him up too bad." This guy is a fucking liar.

I pride myself on some amazing jambalaya, and long grain white is the only way I've ever made it. But I think next time I might just try those packing peanuts.

Does the stripper's ranking improve if it's spelled "Jazzmine"?

Well, I agree with Albert Burneko on something. It looks like Michele Bachman may be right about this whole "end of days" thing.

This really brightened my day.

In a shrewd P.R. move, Levski has now named Kate Upton as Petev's replacement.

Somebody must have really lit a fire under his ass.

"My daughter cried, at first."

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Christ Barry, they're called Native Americans!

I guess those tickets were pretty easy to come by, but how did he get Michael J. Fox to film this magical moment?

It's okay, I hate it when I'm wrong too.