Oh, i didn't realize that one half of one game was what is required to make blanket statements about a running back who has never averaged less than 4.1 ypc and 6.6 ypr in his entire career, which has not included Michael Vick at QB for every game. Good call though, he blows.

I assume you have some sort of evidence to back up this retarded statement?

I love this.

"Fuck is this thing? I said I could really use some beaver."

Fuck, you're right.

You know what, I think you're right about the ecto cooler. But something was green, and it was pure sugar syrup.

I'm a Powerade fan, but I've never seen that. i'll have to try it. I usually stick to red and blue.

I'm sitting here trying to think of a green sports drink and I just can't. KoolAid used to make Ghostbusters Ecto-Cooler, but that was more of a children's meth type of drink.

Concerned, titillated, same thing.

R. Kelly?

...sends us a photo of it in its final display location.

"Your honor, it's quite clear that Ms. Jenkins has been lying since the beginning. Let's start with the eyebrows."

Another nice job Barry.

Oh, I was confused by your "most of" then, seeing as how there was only one NFC East Super Bowl champ from 2000-2009.

You know the Eagles won 6 out of 9 of the "aughts," right?

As a condiment, yes, but I use sweet relish as an ingredient in my canned tuna fish.

I agree that it shouldn't touch steak, but steak sauce is pretty good on fries.

Why did I initially read "hoisin" as "heroin?" Furthermore, why did I agree with it's placement?

Horseradish too low, ketchup too high.

Yeah, that's about where I'm at with this story.