No one was talking about rooting for him. You said he sucked and was not relevant. He's got the most wins, is ranked #1 in the World Golf Rankings, and #1 in the FedEx championship standings.

Most wins on tour each of last two seasons. That makes him relevant.

The squirrel was only mildly distracting to Tiger. Nothing like the first time a strange beaver got his attention.

I'm in awe of your name.

I'm growing very weary of the daily "man the Phillies fucking blow" conversation at work. Oh well, at least it's almost football season. Ugh.

Oh fuck you.

I didn't see yours. It's better than mine. Nice work.

Not that it makes what he said right, but it's possible that the first poster is just tired of getting picked on.

Oh, yeah.

Now that right there is a joke with some bite! +1

With the Sixers coaching vacancy, there actually has been local demand for Mo Cheeks.

As a Phils fan I want to argue with you. But I can't.

I was also thinking Roger Clinton.

Haha yes! My brother and will forever answer any "you know who I ran into the other day?" or similar question with "Yep, you guessed it. Frank Stallone."

I was hoping someone would pick that up from my dialogue.

Well Cain was pretty awful.

Tom, thanks to your fast food topic starter earlier, all productivity in my shop came to a screeching halt. Voices were raised, tensions were high. The only consensus that could be reached was that it's high time for all of us to get back on the treadmill. Right after a stop at Bojangles.

+1. Didn't get it. Scrolled back up to the picture. Thought "shit this guy is good."

The domestic violence bit was just a misunderstanding. Startled by the fire, Ehlo jumped into the air, causing his wife to collapse to the ground in agony.