I think you're being a little harsh here. Look closely at these pics. Both of these kids were obviously just trying to divert their eyes from the awful things in front of them. In the top pic, an asshole dressed like a fat leprechaun, and on the bottom, Beck.

Could be worse. When Brett Myers set the record for most hits by a pitcher all he got was the opportunity to make a phone call.

+1 ouch

I'm laughing pretty hard at this!

Why is this funnier to me if I imagine that his hat is spinning because he's masturbating?

It occurred to me that spelling things wrong actually requires more thought than spelling them correctly.

The pinky is typically flared.

WHAAA TYPICLE LIBTARD CRYBABY!!1!1

Assault and DUI? How cute!

I think the terrorists have won.

Call me old fashioned, but if your hat can freely spin around your head, it's probably too big. Also, I fucking hate this kid.

"....before realising what it was from the taste."

Pictured:

Or experienced pot smoker.

Must be. Because there is nothing in the free preview to explain why it's worse than A-Rod's.

"I don't want to be the next Floyd."

Due to this manbeast's repeated appearance on screen FOX was forced to add a "Strong Sexual Content" warning after each commercial break.

Sure, the guy can get a crowd behind him, but I refuse to believe that he has the power to hit more than one homer.

The real trouble started when the wife misheard her husband when he told her that she might as well get a Verbal Kint jersey

Hey Erg. I'm not new to Deadspin but I'm fairly new to DUAN. From what I've seen you seem to be the elder statesmen who is respected not just for age but for what I consider really cool insights. So if I may, if you can save 3 albums from a burning building, which 3 do you choose?