The only problem with this is that a credenza is a piece of furniture. They'd be better off dining on the veranda.

+1

By "pathetic" I was referring to my reading comprehension skills. Noted.

Great parenting here. Perhaps instead of making sure sonny boy has an elaborately outfitted firearm, you should worry about the fact that his torso is FUCKING INVISIBLE!

Wait, I thought the Onion was fake news?

Ah, glory days.

I NEVER talk about other guys. Having said that, allow me to talk about this other guy while he's behind bars.

Yeah, definitely not a well organized crime syndicate. But one would think that regardless of who the actual trigger man was, Hernandez has to be the biggest prize here. Clearly you can't give the shooter a slap on the wrist, but perhaps some leniency.

Perhaps I've watched too many episodes of Law & Order, but doesn't Ortiz have a bit of leverage on his side? Wouldn't the smarter play have been to voluntarily go to police?

As a former heavy weed smoker with many nefarious friends, I can assure you that the two do not necessarily lead to orchestrating murders. In fact, we were rarely ever able to orchestrate food delivery orders on the first try.

Jesus +1

Heheh +1

Yeah, I feel like I'm missing something here as well.

THE 2ND AMMENDMENT DOESN'T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO MURDER MORON!!!!

"So that's all it takes?"

That thread was excruciating. Bottoms up.

Please tell me that you're joking and just horribly unfunny.

I thoroughly enjoyed your initial joke. But this thread has left me feeling sad and somewhat angry. Of course, this isn't your fault. Keep up the good work.

I had hoped you wouldn't stoop to that level.

Fuck, you're good.