I may never see this house again, and also I'd better put on a shirt on.

Sportscenter.

These are the jokes.

He's just been released, according to the Pats twitter.

Nothing says, "I'm having a great fucking time!" quite like a massive wet spot running down the front of your shirt.

Yeah, this will definitely be a blemish on his record.

Still a better way of leaving Cleveland than "The Decision."

Hernandez has a clear cut police brutality case. I mean how much more obvious can it be that he was unarmed?

As an avid Eagles fan I'd like to point out that in my mind this is close enough to finally getting Super Bowl hardware.

In this case the "N-word" they refer to was "next best thing."

"Hey, I'm just a killbro who likes to kill and play golf!"

"Fuck me. I can't even fucking talk."

It's nice that Clayton Bigsby got a ring.

What is stupid about it, specifically?

I used to really enjoy his podcasts. We'd save them for long drives to our golf trips. But it became apparent that there are two Bill Simmons. There's the guy who can be genuine and funny in a 45 minute conversation with Jacko or Adam Corolla, and there's the Simmons who, as someone said above, seems to try to prove…

Withholding evidence and purposely destroying evidence are not the same thing.

This one.

My little sister likes the Skrillex version better.

I'd like to agree with you, but if those are the grounds for being fired morning talk radio would virtually cease to exist.

This guy was giving the taint a little tickle as well.