Between you and me and the other guy, that’s three of us who jumped for the keyboard to crack on the Scottish accent.

But muh politics!

*crosses fingers*

Well, we have a surprise for you: That woman was actually your adoptive mother.

Your real mother gave you up to spare you from the mutant hunters.

Shoot, and I always felt bad about not calling her back, too.

NEVER!

My correction stands corrected.

I was considering that I’m planning to have two kids total and would reuse this. Sorry, I left that out

I was considering that I’m planning to have two kids total and would reuse this. Sorry, I left that out

According to Bob Kanigher in the Sixties-era WW comics, the invisible jet was created when a flying horse rode through a magical cloud and turned into a transparent airplane. So, you know, that’s canon.

Counterpoint: Literally every movie is a Cloverfield movie.

Currently TF suffixes account names with “69"

Tomatoface is a troll that’s been around here for a long time, at least five years. It used to be that his (I think it’s a dude) handle was Tomatoface, but at some point, that account got banned, so he started creating burner after burner with names that referenced varieties of tomatoes. In recent times, he seems to…

Well, he *has* seen everything, after all.

Good point, since she’s a cheetah she should have six huge boobs.

Well, they obviously know each other’s secret identities, but yes to the outside world it’s Batman and Catwoman that are getting married, and it remains to be seen how they’re going to resolve that with their private personas. IIRC, Batman is doing some work to try to clear Selina’s name.

Bendis better not have fucked w/ Lois/Jon (superboy) long term.

A too-wide generalization but one that may hold some truth here: Women tend to internalize pain; men externalize it. Both are dangerous for the person in pain, but only one of them is dangerous to the rest of the world.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Counterpoint:

Priest’s run is good enough I pay for it. In this day and age that’s high praise.