That stuff is garbage and I can only assume it sells for like five dollars a ton since it’s everywhere.

Trigger warning?

Lies! I will fight you for a Charleston Chew. Those things are fucking delicious.

He did have to leave the interview halfway through to return some videotapes.

You're nuts. I admire the initiative, but you're nuts.

Wow. Dozens of conversations with men in a wide variety of employment about this one, recent issue. Are you writing a book? 

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

I thought the Christmas special was a lot better than the second season. 

Right? Every single cliche in the book. I’m embarrassed for them. 

These jokes desperately need a nap.

True, but I’m leaving him the rope by putting it on my vehicle. Malicious damage to property can stick where I’m living; assault predicated on “That dude was putting a bumper sticker on my car” might not.

^This guy gets it.

Between you and me and the other guy, that’s three of us who jumped for the keyboard to crack on the Scottish accent.

*crosses fingers*

I was considering that I’m planning to have two kids total and would reuse this. Sorry, I left that out

I was considering that I’m planning to have two kids total and would reuse this. Sorry, I left that out

Currently TF suffixes account names with “69"

Tomatoface is a troll that’s been around here for a long time, at least five years. It used to be that his (I think it’s a dude) handle was Tomatoface, but at some point, that account got banned, so he started creating burner after burner with names that referenced varieties of tomatoes. In recent times, he seems to…

A too-wide generalization but one that may hold some truth here: Women tend to internalize pain; men externalize it. Both are dangerous for the person in pain, but only one of them is dangerous to the rest of the world.

And technically, bullshit is stool.

Counterpoint: