Standing ovation. I’d give you the Pulitzer right now for this column. 

It’s Rush Limbaugh. It’s always Rush Limbaugh. 

At only 72 years old Barbara Lee would usher in an era of fresh, young ideas of the kind that we need right now.

See, I’m too lazy to look it up and am going off my own possibly faulty memory, but I would swear during all the How to Destroy Angels press he said NIN was done on more than occasion. I’m happy they’re not. I personally would much rather listen to Nine Inch Nails than How to Destroy Angels. 

Didn’t he supposedly do that when he started How to Destroy Angels with his wife? Then Hesitation Marks was a suprlse we’re back album!

Being a teacher in a world with so many GOP controlled legislatures has to be punishment enough.

It’s hard to figure out. I somehow got ungreyed on AV Club and io9, but that’s it. I post regularly here, Deadspin, Jezebel, and The Root. The system makes almost no sense to me. 

Why would Hannity give up his zillion dollar a year adviser position for a government salary?

Monique isn’t going to shame you, or tell you you’re stupid if you don’t vote... she left that to me. 

This was a really good piece. Fun angle, even if Goretooth needs to be kicked in balls for his privileged non-voting bullshit. 

We’re going to get right on that now that it’s been reported in the media. 

Lets hope. My own personal district, in a blue-ish state, has been red for 60 years, and has only been blue for 13 years of the past 120, but I’m 99% sure we’re going blue tomorrow. Fingers crossed so hard they may break.

But, now I’ll never understand what a tomato troll is!

Wait, the complaint is that The Walking Dead is too timid to kill off the character? Don’t they literally kill everyone off? Isn’t not killing someone off like the craziest thing they’ve ever done? 

Sounds like you might be a petty tyrant. 

No visible kids furniture? You are trying to present yourself as reasonable, but actually you appear to be exactly what everyone here is complaining about.

Also, in Karl Malone’s favor he co-wrote a comic book called Karl Malone is the Mailman, in which he fought like robots and shit in a post apocalyptic future.

That’s all true except the wife part. They were never married. 

He doesn’t consider himself, or them, to be  predators. He thinks that what sex is. 

Sounds accurate.