Hey, marketing people... just call it NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH. Seriously.

Do I win a prize for being the sixth person to tell you there should be a third category based on personal comfort? Personally I don't wear bras either, but it's because I'm a man.

John and Shirley Manson's character were obviously trapped in the future and not purgatory.

It reminded me of the end of THE SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES with Sam alone like Sarah was, Bobby dead like Kyle, Dean and Cas stuck in purgatory like John and, um, Shirley Manson's liquid metal terminator were, I guess Kevin (or Meg) taken by Crowley like Cameron was by John Henry (I know that one is a stretch) and…

Not particularly important, but Frank Marshall directed Congo.

In many ways PRIMER is more like you're overhearing a movie than watching one... and I'm not saying that as a criticism.

I think the most interesting part of TIMECOP is what happens after the movie ends. JCVD has missed ten years of his marriage which should lead to some awkward conversations with the wife, and finds himself with a ten year old son he's never met.

I'll take your word for it.

I don't really understand the prosthetics. I think we all understand how movies work and would buy into the conceit that JGL is a young Bruce Willis even if he just looked like himself.

Yes, because what every Spider-Man fan wants is a Peter Parker we've never seen before instead of, you know, the guy of which we're a fan.

Why does it have to be half-vampire? Why can't it be half-fae? Is it the one drop rule?

Why are you glad she didn't get to do it on her own terms? Just genuinely curious.

It's funny because that's what Laurie told her two weeks ago.

Colbert did this same joke on Monday with TRANSFORMERS: DARK OF THE MOON.

I don't have an hour of my life to devote to learning some guy's thoughts about a movie.

Since this is the finale to his trilogy I can easily see Nolan killing off Scarecrow.

It's Raimi and Tapert bringing it to us, so apparently they feel it should be called Evil Dead. While I feel what you're saying I'm going to trust them over you.