As a 42 year old professional artist I will admit, without embarrassment, that when I draw dinosaurs, spaceships or any kind of monsters, I still make sound effects as I do it.

Koenigsegg is making noise, the TheFerrari is singing.

Jaguar XJR-14 in Silk Cut Livery

Ferrari by a mile. Furthermore it looks like the One : 1 has far too much power for it’s own good. Doesn’t seem to drive well at all.

Alan Kulwicki - Hooters Ford Thunderbird

WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT CLAM CHOWDER!?!

The first video is so sad, like the car just decided nope. Nothing violent, it just gave up.

Sparkly Unicorn Festival #1.

I don’t understand why this is not televised.

Did you read the article at all?

I believe this accurately depicts the cause of his accidents.

Not to mention he took about three off track excursions in the first lap. Maldonado’s races are like the movie Torque; you know it's going to be terrible but you can't help opening up a beer and watching.

How I feel when I’m really gassy, and walk around in the mall cropdusting unsuspecting people with my farts...

Fishbeds fishbeds roly poly fishbeds.

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