Whenever I hear about the Frankfurt Airport, I am reminded of a old joke about the airport.

Nice song choice on the radio

Something tells me this guy is smug as fuck. He made a lot of situations worse than needed, too. Not excusing the piss-tastic driving capabilities of the people on display in that video, but in many instances where there's someone making their way slowly across a lane, he had more than enough time to do something…

This has become the single most boring discussion. Let's synthesize it into one place:

I had two consecutive 126s as my first cars. I had a restyled 704CC followed by an earlier 654CC. The earlier car was much better. The engine ran more smoothly, and it had a lovely 4speed box that allowed you to buzz around with pretty decent pace. I think they could be quite fragile cars- so always better to seek out…

not a 126, but it's predecessor the 500 had been high on my purchase list for a few years. Three times I've had the cash in my pocket to buy one, but each one want right for whatever reason. As a cute little roundabout, nothing comes close. They are just as head turning as a high end supercar, everyone wants to ask…

I appear to be drunk. Sincere drunk for being apologies.

Not necessarily tech, but the National System of Interstate and Defense Highways (more commonly known as the Interstate Highway System) championed by Eisenhower has had an immense impact on transportation in the U.S.

Anyone remember the episode of Adam-12 where Reed and McCoy buy a yellow toy dump truck for an underprivileged boy?

F1 is more dangerous but with the NFL they are getting hit in the head all game, and its not like F1 isn't run by imbeciles who also love money!

A few years ago I drove through south Louisiana and stopped at a Piggly Wiggly, just because I haven't been in one since I was a kid. They had T-shirts, but the only one in my size was Day-Glo yellow/green with a huge round pig face in blue on the front. I bought it, then put off wearing it since it was so bright, and…

its a southern thing man and its not funny to them, its serious fucking business

What, Georgia plates? Yeah, that's typically where you'd see those.

If you park on the last row (where I do in my 10 year old Ford), you can take up 6 spots for all I care.

But sod right off for being self important and a lazy fooker.

So by means are you advocating tailgating?

It's fucking hideous though.

Cripples like me would be happier. It's a bear getting in and out of a car sometimes when your mobility is limited and you've got to slide your ass into a wheelchair. Big sliding doors make life a lot easier. It's one of the reasons gimps prefer vans, besides the whole space-for-my-chair thing.

This might be long, but it's good:

Pfft. Back in the really old days, cop cars had headlight patterns that you could spot even more easily. (And the occasional grandmother in her velour-lined civilian version of the same model.)