One jeep is made larger, and one jeep is made small
And the ones that strangers give you, don’t do anything at all

Dutch is the Welsh of German.

My baby wakes up and screams bloody murder because he has to fart. Doesn’t matter if he’s clean, full, or whatever. He’s also full of farts and sounds like me after burrito night.

Next time do “potato potato potato potato potato”.

Kinda like woeeee, woeeeee, woeeeee, blk, blk, blk, blubbwoeee, woeee, woee,woeee, bgkla, blkg, blka, woooeeee,woeeee, woeeee, wooeeeeeee, blkal, blkal, blummmmpurrr, wooeeeeee.

I would hardly consider a Tesla to be a super model when it comes to cars.

Considering the percentage of engineers in said town, I’m thinking you’re either embellishing, you frequented Caddy’s/Cozy’s/Scores, or you are an incredibly sensitive little snowflake.

As someone who drives for a living, can we also teach a rule; If someone is passing you on the left, don’t speed up to match their speed, then once they give up and get back behind you, don’t slow down.

I’ve yet to hear it the whole way through once, so there’s that...

It's best if you imagine there's a very confused GT3 owner in central Ohio wondering what there's a note to Honda in his engine bay.

Let’s all agree that none of them are as good as a ‘27 Packard.

“Be careful opening the overhead bins as some items may have shifted during flight.”

“right cunt"

Until you have smelled the exhaust in the air, listening to the suck squeeze bang and blow that you so tirelessly put together, felt time slow down as you wait the inevitable and then let all the horses out of the gate then wrestle the monster down the track.......you will never know.

I like turtles.

The real one! I’m disappointed every time I see The Italian Job on my TV guide and then read the description and see it’s the remake. You can’t touch this!

I’m pretty great playing Battlefield. Bet I’d kick most of those over rated real life Navy Seals.

Wait wait wait.. Jalopnik is lauding this guy for being irresponsible? He had his family in the car! Why wasn’t he driving cautiously? This really isn’t any better than that tool who was street racing with a baby in the back seat. The only difference is that one idiot wrecked and the other idiot didn’t.

I agree with this so much.

people are annoyed with fake exhaust tips and not fake exhaust sound being pumped through the sound system?! ...off topic, I dig this