Agreed. I’ve read about half now and will have to read the rest later, but this is fantastic reporting.

Can’t read it all now but reading the first third and skimming the rest, this is an excellent feature, Cecilia. It blows my mind that many people are going to read this and think it just exists to push some kind of agenda.

Good job, Leeroy.

I really hope that this was done intentionally by some design intern that got assigned to the project and rightfully hates Dan Snyder and the fact that the team is still named this way in 2017.

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

As one of the resident Mariners homers here, I watch a lot of M’s games. With half the fucking team seemingly on the DL, watching this group of randos actually play well has been really fun.

Zack Hample gets denied even getting blue balls. This is not surprising.

Marshawn needs to go Boost Mode.

“One last skinny post.”
- Aaron Hernandez

Honestly though, a lot of this game will turn on how the Chicago Cubs use Kyle Schwarber as a pinch-hitter.

Pence wise and pound foolish.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.

Is this the knockoff B-1 that they got from Amazon Prime Day?

This guy won’t even be able to get a job shipping rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong after this. I hope kept the number to that truck driving school.

Fowler, of all people, should have recognized the “Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter Here” sign hanging above the Jaguars Practice Facility.

This is going to be hard to break to the jaguar fan.

You're not far off Tom. There's actually another panda outside of the frame that eats shoots and leaves.

"I'm gettin too endangered for this shit!"

I'm glad she fixed it, I've been saying slalom is crooked for years.

It's an entertaining show. Nothing groundbreaking.