Tim Tebow should know that Jesus’s first miracle was turning water into whine.

Jay Buhner says hi.

“One last skinny post.”
- Aaron Hernandez

That Pagan is no angel.

In those numbers there are three 3's in total. 3x3=9. 9/3 = 3.

Translation: “Wait, this isn’t LoL?!”

By my count, there are 11 idiots on the field. Strangely enough, they're all wearing green.

Wong verse?

Rocky's mountain high ends in Rocky Mountain low.

Wait, which one's the pitcher again?

In some pictures she has shoes, in others not. I have to say, they're easier ways to shave a little off your personal best.

Apparently this guy was sitting in the Eyebrowbleeds section.