Anal Mustang

I've never heard of a bicyclist car interaction where physics came on the side of the cyclist

that's when you walk around with a bat dinging everyone's cars yelling, "you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"

Born a virgin. Died a virgin.

I also have a Giger counter. It lets me know how many penises are hiding in any creative work.

It will go great with Tom Green's dad's Accord!

Incorrect data on an infographic? Heresy! Here is my proof:

That's what I'd drive

I'll just leave this here:

Does a Corvette with a Mercedes hood ornament count?

I think we have a winner.

Pictured: Two car crushers entangled within a car crusher.

Zambia Space Program (Liberally copied and pasted from Cracked.com)
" Zambia's National Academy of Science, Space Research, and Philosophy didn't have little niceties like "financial backing" or "minimal safety conditions." But they did have Edward Nkoloso. Nkoloso was a schoolteacher who saw the space race and…

They should create roof-mounted burrito/taco holders to hold your burrito/taco while you eat and drive. It can't be any more dangerous than taking your hands off the wheel to do so or to text and drive.

It's not just sports:

How I love MLP. I would drive a Prius for 5 years if I could just make sweet love to her one time.

My Isuzu Rodeo can do a burnout in 3rd gear. I just need to be in 4L with the front hubs disconnected first. haha