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I've never heard of a bicyclist car interaction where physics came on the side of the cyclist Read more
that's when you walk around with a bat dinging everyone's cars yelling, "you see what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" Read more
Born a virgin. Died a virgin. Read more
I also have a Giger counter. It lets me know how many penises are hiding in any creative work. Read more
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It will go great with Tom Green's dad's Accord!
Incorrect data on an infographic? Heresy! Here is my proof:
That's what I'd drive
I'll just leave this here:
Does a Corvette with a Mercedes hood ornament count?
What you see here in illustrations is the 2015 Corvette Z06. What's that, you say this can't be the Z06? It sure is,…
Pictured: Two car crushers entangled within a car crusher. Read more
Zambia Space Program (Liberally copied and pasted from Cracked.com)
" Zambia's National Academy of Science, Space Research, and Philosophy didn't have little niceties like "financial backing" or "minimal safety conditions." But they did have Edward Nkoloso. Nkoloso was a schoolteacher who saw the space race and…
They should create roof-mounted burrito/taco holders to hold your burrito/taco while you eat and drive. It can't be any more dangerous than taking your hands off the wheel to do so or to text and drive. Read more
It's not just sports: Read more
You know that jerk at your local vinatge VW club who made you look like an ass because you couldn't remember what…
How I love MLP. I would drive a Prius for 5 years if I could just make sweet love to her one time. Read more
My Isuzu Rodeo can do a burnout in 3rd gear. I just need to be in 4L with the front hubs disconnected first. haha Read more