Sir, the high horse is for children under 12 only. Please get down from there.

Have you been around high people? It's pretty easy to spot.

Right, but the piss test doesn't test whether you are under the influence at work. Imagine if the test measures if you drank any alcohol over the weekend.

It's not illegal, but it is bullshit.

You clearly don't know many doctors. The amount of prescription abuse is insane.

Actually, it's probably that we celebrate alcohol consumption despite its much higher cost to society, but, hey, you know. Science, what is it good for.

Just a lil something extra from the LHC is all.

Seen here: the face of modern day hip hop.

Personally, I long for the days of thugs and hustlers, Bill. That way, Cam could come back and slap you around some more.

Yo I fucking love this video. So many years later...still so good.

Probably like 6 months before your unemployment runs out

John Calipari IS a hustler. He knows what's up.

yeah but them shits is called New Balances

Well, yeah, of course you're number 1 if you're in an industry (24 hour cable news) that primarily has old stupid viewers. Don't forget your heart medication! (You don't take heart medication, I was just hoping that you would grab some random shit out of your medicine cabinet.)

Ain't no need to acknowledge people like this. They just wring their hands because they long for a better time, when certain folk weren't welcome at most places. They're mostly mad because a black guy is banging their granddaughter. Just wait for them to die. We'll high five and do a hip hop rain dance on their graves.

What, that America was better before those n words were allowed to play basketball and live n shit? Oops, took the words right out of your mouth.

What is the discussion about? I want to know what a rap and hip hop scene is and what Bill O'Reilly might think that means.

It's real simple: rap and hip hop mean black, and black means thug, and thug is code for n word. So ol' Bill here is asking why we don't have more white players. The answer, Billiam, is that they cannot leapeth.

I know, right, cuz all college athletes be lyrically blessed on the mic n shit. They do the Olympics, then they do the "HIP HOP AND RAP STUFF" Olympics. Tighhhhhht, nahmean nahmean.

WAY TO RUIN THE MAGIC AND EDUCATE ME

Who else would care about the extinction of human beings but ourselves? That's the whole point I've been making. It would be incredibly arrogant to think we could end ALL life on earth - but we can certainly end our own.